The First one...

Alright...where do I start?

About me?

How about I describe myself and we can go from there? Sound good?

OK.

I'm 5'8" or thereabouts. I have blue eyes, though they have been known to change colour depending on my mood. I have redhair. And I want to rule the world. Yes folks, you read that right. I Want To Rule The World. But, I don't want to be elected to that post...oh, no no no...I want world domination..I want to take over and never let anyone take it away from me!

Do you think that is too grand? Am I biting off more than I can chew? Meh... it's not like I could do a worse job than those that are in power now.

So if I'm bright and perky and making you want to grab the nearest nail gun to hold to my head, just know that I'll snarl at you and then make you laugh. It's what I do. Can't help myself. Honest.